{"id":3186,"date":"2012-11-20T01:11:05","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T00:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/?p=3186"},"modified":"2012-11-20T06:50:06","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T05:50:06","slug":"mak-lowic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2012\/11\/mak-lowic\/","title":{"rendered":"Mak \u0142owi\u0107"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3187 alignleft\" title=\"tesco_tn\" src=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tesco_tn.jpg\" alt=\"Tesco TN\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Pewnego dnia, nie tak dawno temu, szed\u0142em sobie kulturalnie ulic\u0105 &#8211; a w\u0142a\u015bciwie szed\u0142em jeszcze bardziej kulturalnie, bo chodnikiem &#8211; gdy nagle m\u00f3j wzrok z\u0142owi\u0142 Mak\u0142owicz. Mak\u0142owicz Robert, sympatyczny kucharz rodem z telewizji, zerka\u0142 na mnie z billboardu oczyma wielko\u015bci podeszwy mojego buta i inspirowa\u0142.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Inspirowa\u0142 do zadawania sobie ciekawych pyta\u0144 &#8211; na przyk\u0142ad takich: czy plecy mog\u0105 si\u0119 wybrzuszy\u0107? Czy mo\u017cna si\u0119 \u017co\u0142\u0105dkowa\u0107 przez dwunastnic\u0119? Albo g\u0142owi\u0107 si\u0119 nad odbytem?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Odpowied\u017a na te wszystkie pytania brzmi zapewne &#8222;tak&#8221;, bo z reklamy Tesco, z kt\u00f3rej to w\u0142a\u015bnie spogl\u0105da\u0142 na mnie pan Robert, dowiedzia\u0142em si\u0119, \u017ce mo\u017cna r\u0119czy\u0107 twarz\u0105.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3188\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tesco_recze_twarza.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3188\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3188\" title=\"tesco_recze_twarza\" src=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tesco_recze_twarza.jpg\" alt=\"tesco_recze_twarza\" width=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tesco_recze_twarza.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/tesco_recze_twarza-300x147.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3188\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u017beby r\u0119czy\u0107 twarz\u0105, trzeba mie\u0107 twarz zr\u0119czn\u0105.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do tej pory co prawda my\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce &#8222;r\u0119czy\u0107&#8221; ma jaki\u015b zwi\u0105zek z niemi\u0142ym zwyczajem odcinania komu\u015b r\u0119ki, je\u015bli \u00f3w kto\u015b sprzeciwi\u0142 si\u0119 si\u00f3dmemu przykazaniu. W takim wypadku &#8211; jak przypuszcza\u0142em &#8211; &#8222;r\u0119czy\u0107 za kogo\u015b&#8221; znaczy\u0142oby tyle co r\u0119czy\u0107 za kogo\u015b&#8230; tym&#8230; no&#8230; po prostu r\u0119k\u0105. Ale najwyra\u017aniej jestem anatomicznie zacofany i r\u0119czy\u0107 mo\u017cna tak\u017ce twarz\u0105.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teraz nie pozostaje nic innego, jak tylko poczeka\u0107 na reklam\u0119 Tesco z jakim\u015b znanym pi\u0142karzem. Mo\u017ce dowiemy si\u0119 wtedy, czy mo\u017cna r\u0119czy\u0107 tak\u017ce nog\u0105?<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maltreting.pl%2Findex.php%2F2012%2F11%2Fmak-lowic%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 12px 0px 6px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pewnego dnia, nie tak dawno temu, szed\u0142em sobie kulturalnie ulic\u0105 &#8211; a w\u0142a\u015bciwie szed\u0142em jeszcze bardziej kulturalnie, bo chodnikiem &#8211; gdy nagle m\u00f3j wzrok z\u0142owi\u0142 Mak\u0142owicz. Mak\u0142owicz Robert, sympatyczny kucharz rodem z telewizji, zerka\u0142 na mnie z billboardu oczyma wielko\u015bci podeszwy mojego buta i inspirowa\u0142.<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2012\/11\/mak-lowic\/\"><span>Czytaj dalej<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,18,181,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3186"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3190,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions\/3190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}