{"id":2717,"date":"2012-03-13T21:35:13","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T20:35:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/?p=2717"},"modified":"2012-03-17T08:17:24","modified_gmt":"2012-03-17T07:17:24","slug":"trzy-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2012\/03\/trzy-de\/","title":{"rendered":"Trzy De"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2719\" title=\"3d_tv_logo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/3d_tv_logo.png\" alt=\"3d_tv_logo\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>Przera\u017ca mnie ta inwazja 3D. Wszystko teraz jest 3D. Kino 3D. Telewizory 3D. Puzzle 3D. Tusz do rz\u0119s 3D. Kosmetyki wyszczuplaj\u0105ce 3D.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Wydawa\u0142oby si\u0119, \u017ce z\u0119by od D dzieli wystarczaj\u0105co bezpieczna odleg\u0142o\u015b\u0107, ale pasta do z\u0119b\u00f3w 3D te\u017c jest.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je\u015bli wierzy\u0107 napisowi na tubce, daje ona &#8222;efekt tr\u00f3jwymiarowego wybielania z uczuciem arktycznej \u015bwie\u017co\u015bci&#8221;. Nie mam bladego poj\u0119cia, czym <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dwhite.pl\/\" target=\"_blank\">wybielanie 3D<\/a> r\u00f3\u017cni si\u0119 od zwyk\u0142ego wybielania, ale specjali\u015bci z Blend-a-med (Procter &amp; Gamble) z pewno\u015bci\u0105 mi wyja\u015bni\u0105. Bo przecie\u017c niemo\u017cliwym jest, aby wybielanie 3D by\u0142o po prostu pustym marketingowym pierdoleniem.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2011\/11\/ostatni-bastion-naturalnego-piekna\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kosmetyki wyszczuplaj\u0105ce 3D<\/a>, je\u015bli rzeczywi\u015bcie dzia\u0142aj\u0105 (w co pozwalam sobie w\u0105tpi\u0107), s\u0105 ju\u017c zdecydowan\u0105 przesad\u0105. Przeci\u0119tnej konsumentce kosmetyk\u00f3w wyszczuplaj\u0105cych powinno przecie\u017c wystarczy\u0107 wyszczuplenie jednej D.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do niedawna kibel wydawa\u0142 si\u0119 ostatni\u0105 bezpieczn\u0105 przystani\u0105 chroni\u0105c\u0105 przed zalewem wszechobecnego 3D. Niestety za spraw\u0105 Reginy nawet ten bastion poczciwej dwuwymiarowo\u015bci leg\u0142 w gruzach. Regina zaoferowa\u0142a &#8211; a jak\u017ce &#8211; papier toaletowy 3D.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2718\" style=\"width: 340px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/regina_3d.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2718\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2718\" title=\"regina_3d\" src=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/regina_3d.jpg\" alt=\"regina_3d\" width=\"330\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/regina_3d.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/regina_3d-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2718\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mo\u017ce to 3D oznacza, \u017ce jedn\u0105 rolk\u0105 mog\u0105 sobie D podciera\u0107 jednocze\u015bnie 3 osoby?<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0Naprawd\u0119, czy\u017cby nadesz\u0142y ju\u017c czasy, w kt\u00f3rych nawet aby si\u0119 wysra\u0107 trzeba &#8211; aby zapewni\u0107 sobie odpowiedni\u0105 g\u0142\u0119bi\u0119 wra\u017ce\u0144 &#8211; zak\u0142ada\u0107 specjalne okulary?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No chyba \u017ce Regina po prostu martwi si\u0119 o to, \u017ceby mi si\u0119 oczy gdzie\u015b nie poturla\u0142y jak mi kiedy\u015b z wysi\u0142ku wypadn\u0105.<script src=\"http:\/\/home.hit.stat24.com\/_1331670348908\/script.js?id=p31LcD8vULltyfdfyfQZyYaSrmFpcsLuZBn2uRPL_Dr._7\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><script src=\"http:\/\/home.hit.stat24.com\/cachedscriptxy.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maltreting.pl%2Findex.php%2F2012%2F03%2Ftrzy-de%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 12px 0px 6px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Przera\u017ca mnie ta inwazja 3D. 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