{"id":2422,"date":"2011-11-29T23:41:01","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T21:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/?p=2422"},"modified":"2011-11-30T18:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T16:00:09","slug":"hortexowi-staje-na-wysokosci-zadania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2011\/11\/hortexowi-staje-na-wysokosci-zadania\/","title":{"rendered":"Hortexowi staje na wysoko\u015bci zadania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Ostatnia reklama soku jab\u0142kowego Hortexu zosta\u0142a chyba zainspirowana piosenk\u0105 o jab\u0142once. Wiecie &#8211; t\u0105, w kt\u00f3rej niewinne dziewcz\u0119 \u015bpiewa \u201emia\u0142am ci ja b\u0142onk\u0119&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Obejrzyjcie, pos\u0142uchajcie. W\u0142a\u015bciwie pos\u0142ucha\u0107 wystarczy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"550\" height=\"309\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8N_3WdBrWE4?version=3&amp;hl=pl_PL\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8N_3WdBrWE4?version=3&amp;hl=pl_PL\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je\u015bli jeszcze nie obudzi\u0142 si\u0119 w Was cenzor zakazuj\u0105cy emisji tej reklamy przed 23:00, to ja mo\u017ce po prostu zacycu&#8230; znaczy zacytuj\u0119 cokolwiek frywolne s\u0142owa tej reklamy:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Jab\u0142ka? Tylko jakie? Czerwone czy z\u0142ote?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Fascynuje mnie ich smak, r\u00f3\u017cnorodno\u015b\u0107&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>Przecie\u017c jab\u0142ka i dziewczyny mamy najpi\u0119kniejsze!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>Jedne kusz\u0105 klasycznym smakiem, drugie s\u0142odycz\u0105 i delikatnym z\u0142ocistym mi\u0105\u017cszem.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Wskaza\u0107 smaczniejsze? To niemo\u017cliwe&#8230; Ale czy to problem?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Hortex. Poczuj smak pasji.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No i jakby to \u0142adnie uj\u0105\u0107&#8230; Je\u015bli z u\u017cyciem jakich\u015b rozrywkowych i niekoniecznie legalnych zwi\u0105zk\u00f3w chemicznych obudzi\u0142bym w sobie ducha alternatywnego poety, to zapewne m\u00f3g\u0142bym nawet uzna\u0107, \u017ce to, czym kusz\u0105 dziewczyny, mo\u017cna nazwa\u0107, ekhm, delikatnym mi\u0105\u017cszem. Ale naprawd\u0119, naprawd\u0119 wola\u0142bym si\u0119 nie domy\u015bla\u0107, dlaczego akurat z\u0142ocistym&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Miejmy nadziej\u0119, \u017ce chodzi po prostu o to, \u017ce \u00f3w mi\u0105\u017csz jest, ekhm&#8230;\u00a0oblany&#8230; tym, no&#8230; promieniami zachodz\u0105cego s\u0142o\u0144ca?<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maltreting.pl%2Findex.php%2F2011%2F11%2Fhortexowi-staje-na-wysokosci-zadania%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 12px 0px 6px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ostatnia reklama soku jab\u0142kowego Hortexu zosta\u0142a chyba zainspirowana piosenk\u0105 o jab\u0142once. 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