{"id":2300,"date":"2011-11-05T21:08:45","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T19:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/?p=2300"},"modified":"2011-11-05T21:17:27","modified_gmt":"2011-11-05T19:17:27","slug":"kelner-moje-zeberka-sa-bez-gazu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2011\/11\/kelner-moje-zeberka-sa-bez-gazu\/","title":{"rendered":"Kelner, moje \u017ceberka s\u0105 bez gazu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je\u017celi za ka\u017cdym razem, kiedy mi dziecko zachlapie obiad jakim\u015b napojem, obwo\u0142ywa\u0142bym efekt &#8222;kulinarnym odkryciem roku&#8221;, to chyba ju\u017c dawno pracowa\u0142bym u Mak\u0142owicza. Albo Mak\u0142owicz u mnie.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2305\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/kulinarne_odkrycie.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2305\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2305\" title=\"kulinarne_odkrycie\" src=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/kulinarne_odkrycie.jpg\" alt=\"kulinarne_odkrycie\" width=\"360\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/kulinarne_odkrycie.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/kulinarne_odkrycie-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2305\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Soczyste \u017ceberka w coli? A mo\u017ce koliste \u017ceberka w soku?<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">PS. Do podlewania col\u0105 chyba bardziej nadawa\u0142aby si\u0119 szynka, nie \u017ceberka. Jak wiadomo, cola to nap\u00f3j nasycony dwutlenkiem w\u0119gla.\u00a0W zwi\u0105zku z tym powinna doskonale uzupe\u0142nia\u0107 si\u0119 w\u0142a\u015bnie z szynk\u0105, kt\u00f3ra &#8211; jako mi\u0119so z okolic dupy &#8211; powinna by\u0107 delikatnie nasycona metanem.<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maltreting.pl%2Findex.php%2F2011%2F11%2Fkelner-moje-zeberka-sa-bez-gazu%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 12px 0px 6px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten wpis jest tak kr\u00f3tki, \u017ce nie zas\u0142u\u017cy\u0142 na zajawk\u0119.<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2011\/11\/kelner-moje-zeberka-sa-bez-gazu\/\"><span>Czytaj dalej<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[118,1],"tags":[36,359,13,61,18,181,274],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2300"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2362,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions\/2362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}