{"id":1728,"date":"2011-03-27T22:57:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T21:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2011-03-28T21:08:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T20:08:24","slug":"tap-milkr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2011\/03\/tap-milkr\/","title":{"rendered":"Tap Milkr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>No dobra, jestem w kropce. \u017be Joannie Krupie bywa z polszczyzn\u0105 nie po drodze, to mniej wi\u0119cej wiadomo. Jednak ze sposobu, w jaki kaleczy ojczyst\u0105 mow\u0119 Chopina, Kopernika i jeszcze paru importowanych Polak\u00f3w, wynika, \u017ce j\u0119zykiem zamorskim w\u0142ada zdecydowanie lepiej. By\u0107 mo\u017ce jest to jednak wielkomiejska odmiana j\u0119zyka zamorskiego, a nie odmiana rustykalna.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Bo je\u015bli by\u0142aby to odmiana rustykalna, albo chocia\u017c miejska zamorszczyzna sprzed jakich\u015b 30 lat, kiedy mleko uzyskiwa\u0142o si\u0119 metod\u0105 zbli\u017con\u0105 do naturalnej, a nie przez Internet, to pani Joanna chyba zwr\u00f3ci\u0142aby uwag\u0119 ch\u0142opakom od lod\u00f3w Koral, \u017ce s\u0142owo <\/em>milker<em> nie znaczy nawet &#8222;mleczarz&#8221;, tylko&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Zreszt\u0105 sami zobaczcie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Najpierw Joanna &#8222;Koral&#8221; Krupa:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"550\" height=\"339\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3Kl_3tr_G80?fs=1&amp;hl=pl_PL\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3Kl_3tr_G80?fs=1&amp;hl=pl_PL\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">(Je\u015bli by\u015bcie nie zauwa\u017cyli &#8211; w reklamie mowa jest o lodach <em>Top milker<\/em>&#8230; a w\u0142a\u015bciwie <em>tap milkr<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A teraz <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/milker\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/milker<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1729\" style=\"width: 379px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1729\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1729\" title=\"koral_milker_dict\" src=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/koral_milker_dict.png\" alt=\"koral_milker_dict\" width=\"369\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/koral_milker_dict.png 369w, https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/koral_milker_dict-300x219.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1729\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tak wygl\u0105da s\u0142ownik j\u0119zyka zamorskiego<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0A teraz, specjalnie dla os\u00f3b b\u0119d\u0105cych z zamorszczyzn\u0105 na bakier, Petrol:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>milker<\/em> (ang.) &#8211; 1. dojarka &#8211; osoba lub urz\u0105dzenie; 2. mleczna krowa; od <em>to milk<\/em> &#8211; doi\u0107<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No wi\u0119c, moi drodzy, wyt\u0142umaczcie mi &#8211; kto w zamy\u015ble ch\u0142opak\u00f3w od lod\u00f3w ma by\u0107 t\u0105 dojark\u0105 tudzie\u017c mleczn\u0105 krow\u0105?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">PS1. Ch\u0142opaki od lod\u00f3w&#8230; moja heteroseksualno\u015b\u0107 si\u0119 wzdraga&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">PS2. By\u0107 mo\u017ce kluczem do interpretacji zamys\u0142u ch\u0142opak\u00f3w z Korala jest slang i liczba mnoga od s\u0142owa <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=milkers\" target=\"_blank\">milker<\/a><\/em>?<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maltreting.pl%2Findex.php%2F2011%2F03%2Ftap-milkr%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 12px 0px 6px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No dobra, jestem w kropce. \u017be Joannie Krupie bywa z polszczyzn\u0105 nie po drodze, to mniej wi\u0119cej wiadomo. Jednak ze sposobu, w jaki kaleczy ojczyst\u0105 mow\u0119 Chopina, Kopernika i jeszcze paru importowanych Polak\u00f3w, wynika, \u017ce j\u0119zykiem zamorskim w\u0142ada zdecydowanie lepiej. By\u0107 mo\u017ce jest to jednak wielkomiejska odmiana j\u0119zyka zamorskiego, a nie odmiana rustykalna.<\/p>\n<p>Bo je\u015bli by\u0142aby to odmiana rustykalna, albo chocia\u017c miejska zamorszczyzna sprzed jakich\u015b 30 lat, kiedy mleko uzyskiwa\u0142o si\u0119 metod\u0105 zbli\u017con\u0105 do naturalnej, a nie przez Internet, to pani Joanna chyba zwr\u00f3ci\u0142aby uwag\u0119 ch\u0142opakom od lod\u00f3w Koral, \u017ce s\u0142owo milker nie znaczy nawet &#8222;mleczarz&#8221;, tylko&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/2011\/03\/tap-milkr\/\"><span>Czytaj dalej<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[24,7],"tags":[36,275,18,276,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1728"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1738,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions\/1738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maltreting.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}